Lila Downs, by Tara Carreon
From FADOS, a film by Carlos Saura
HOMAGE TO LUCILIA DO CARMO
Interpreted by Lila Downs
‘Twas at Travessa del Palha That my lover, a bastard Broke my heart Bringing with him another lover Swaggering, petulant Provoking Bringing with him another Lover Swaggering, petulant Provoking
At the cold tavern Amongst a lot of fado I confronted them without spite For the woman he brought Certainly was not even A shadow Of my Love For the woman he brought Certainly was not even A shadow of my love
To see who was the better We dueled in song The other and I I outsang her by far Showing I was more fadista Proving I was more woman I outsang her by far Showing I was more fadista Proving I was more woman
It is one of the scenes Of many in my life Those are never forgotten I only know that at dawn When it was all over We went home together I only know that at dawn When it was all over We went home together We went home together
[Anita Eckberg] Oh, yes, give me a little kiss.
The Temptation of Dr. Antonio, by Tara Carreon
With acknowledgements to the director, Federico Fellini
Temptations of Dr. Antonio (Le Tentazioni Del Dottor Antonio), directed by Federico Fellini
Adore Women, by Tara Carreon
Helmut Newton Portraits
[Politician] WE CARE FOR THEM!
“An Oft Told Lie Fares Better Than the Truth,” by Tara Carreon
Hurricane Katrina
Wing Dust / Maximum Lift / Effective Small Doses
In honor of Angelo Moore, of the alternative rock band called “Fishbone”
Wing Dust, by Tara Carreon
Graellsie Isabellae, by Tara Carreon
[Chris Recouvreur] Wow, I am so lawyered-up!
[Paul Levy] At $700/hr. I can do this all day!
Public Citzen Litigation Group Patented Method for Blowing Smoke Up the Client’s Arse — Creates the Sensation of Actual Legal Representation, by Tara Carreon
Revolution: Yes We Can!, by Tara Carreon
FBI Documents Reveal Secret Nationwide Occupy Monitoring, by The Partnership for Civil Justice Fund
Zen Politics? Just Say “Noh,” by Tara Carreon
(In dishonor of Adam Pek)
[Adam Pek] To me the fact that this movement does not have political agenda and list of demands is its greatest strength. Because we do not have a platform it becomes impossible for some politician to rise on it to the next election and kidnap the movement. Because we do not have a single demand we do not have a bull’s eye that can be attacked or exploited by media and those in power. Because of this almost every one can identify themselves with and be part of this movement. Occupy Wall Street movement is for people and as long as we keep it clean of opportunities for the greedy and dishonest we will keep it alive and maybe with time it will become our third option created by people for people. It’s more like evolution than revolution.
Martin Luther King and the Montgomery Story, by the Al Capp Organization and the Ford Foundation
Identity Now! (Lloyd Blankfein under Anonymous mask), by Tara Carreon
Occupy Wall Street and “The American Autumn”: Is it a “Colored Revolution”?
A Traitor Walks the Plank on Occupy Tucson’s Blundership Hallelujah!, by Tara Carreon
[Tara Carreon] I regret that I have but one Facebook identity to give to the cause of freedom.
OccupyTucsonNapsky’s slogans: (1) There’s no “I” in Team, (2) You’re either with us or against us, (3) The ends justify the means, (4) Better Red than dead, and (5) UNITY!
The Revolution Business, report by Patrick A. Hafner, Alexander Steinbach
Occupy Movements: The Medium is the Message
Michel Chossudovsky on the OWS Movement & The Libyan War, by Potent News
Unity is Communism: Fuck, Yeah!
The Fallacy of Collectivism, by Ludwig von Mises
Occupy Tucson: Where is Your Head?
Primitive in Tucson (99%): To Reason is Treason, by Tara Carreon
The Perils of Consensus, by Tara Carreon
U.S. Food and Drug Administration’s Dr. Destiny, by Tara Carreon
[Dr. Margaret Hamburg] 2 tabs liberty; 2 tabs death
Patient: Jehovah. Diagnosis: Narcissistic Personality Disorder, by Tara Carreon
[God] Let us make man in our own image, after our likeness!
Female Sacrifice, by Tara Carreon
Pistis Sophia, translated by G.S.R. Mead
The Birth of a Nation, by Tara Carreon
The Bible Unearthed: The Making of a Religion, directed by Thierry Ragobert
What rough beast, its hour come round at last
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
by Tara Carreon
Nihilism Without the Toaster, by Tara Carreon
Thetans Go Home — BT’s Are Fair Game, by Tara Carreon
City of Clearwater Commission Hearings Re: The Church of Scientology
My Trojan Horse Nightmare, by Tara Carreon
Stock Up On Republicans!, by Tara Carreon
The Torture Papers: The Road to Abu Ghraib, edited by Karen J. Greenberg, Joshua L. Dratel
Front
Back
Left and Right Side
Bottom and Top
Top Brand Conflict Break Fast Serial — It’s So Insinuating!
Copyright Skull and Bones. Net WT. Your Karma
by Tara Carreon
Better to Die on Your Feet Than to Live on Your Knees, by Tara Carreon
How Do You Like Them Apples?, by Tara Carreon
Drink More Milk, by Tara Carreon
With acknowledgements to the director, Federico Fellini
Temptations of Dr. Antonio (Le Tentazioni Del Dottor Antonio), directed by Federico Fellini
Kavulgadare, by Tara Carreon
Satyricon 1, by Tara Carreon
Satyricon, directed by Federico Fellini
Satyricon 2, by Tara Carreon
Satyricon, directed by Federico Fellini
Satyricon 3, by Tara Carreon
Satyricon, directed by Federico Fellini
Frida Kahlo drawing, by Tara Carreon
Frida Kahlo, the Brush of Anguish, by Martha Zamora
Pool Exercise, by Tara Carreon
Rodeo Dream, by Tara Carreon
Coyote Dream, by Tara Carreon
Cactus drawing 1, by Tara Carreon
Cactus Drawing 2, by Tara Carreon
Peacock dreamer, by Tara Carreon
Prescott National Bank, by Tara Carreon
George Bush: The Unauthorized Biography, by Webster G. Tarpley & Anton Chaitkin
Giraffe Girl, by Tara Carreon
Pima Nude, by Tara Carreon
Jerome, by Tara Carreon
Victoria riding a lion, by Tara Carreon
Woman and Nature: The Roaring Inside Her, by Susan Griffin
Victoria riding a tiger, by Tara Carreon
St. Francis, by Tara Carreon
Rainbow Gathering, by Tara Carreon
Self Portrait, by Tara Carreon
MAD + ADAM = Malleus Maleficarum, by Tara Carreon
The Malleus Maleficarum of Heinrich Kramer and James Sprenger
Tooth Diorama, by Tara Carreon
Coyote Tucson, by Tara Carreon
Frankenstein Looks in the Mirror, by Tara Carreon
Princess Earth, by Tara Carreon
GroupThink.com, by Tara Carreon
Just Say “No” to Nihilism, by Tara Carreon and Susan Hunt
Reprogram Yourself, by Tara Carreon
Little Electric Chair, by Iggy Pop
The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder, by Vincent Bugliosi
Ark Ham, by Tara Carreon
Batman Begins, directed by Christopher Nolan
[Richard Helms] As Good As Writing It in Letters of Blood
As Good As Writing It in Letters of Blood, by Tara Carreon
RFK Must Die: The Assassination of Bobby Kennedy, by Shane O’Sullivan
Not Far to Go, by Tara Carreon
Perpetrator Disposing of Physical Evidence, Exhibit 1
Five Years of My Life: An Innocent Man in Guantanamo, by Murat Kurnaz
Public Citizen’s Paul Levy Making the World Safe for Identity Thieves, by Tara Carreon
[Paul Levy] Your Name is Mine! And So Is Your Money!
Public Citizen Litigation Group Protects Anonymous Speech: Burn Baby Burn!, by Tara Carreon and Anonymous
[Kenneth Paul White, Catherine Rachel Gellis, Chris Recouvreur, Paul Levy (Free Speech Mafia, i.e., they get to speak their lies, and you get to shut up.)]
Putney Swope: Black Power Bustout, by Tara Carreon
Putney Swope, directed by Robert Downey, Sr.
Eat Your Vegetables: Suicide is for Dessert, by Tara Carreon and Susan Hunt
A Lecture Read at the Masonic Temple, Boston, January, 1842, by Ralph Waldo Emerson
First Thing, Let’s Lock Up All the Alphas, by Tara Carreon
A Discourse on the Worship of Priapus: And Its Connection with the Mystic Theology of the Ancients, by Richard Payne Knight
Don’t Forget to Hate, by Tara Carreon
Popehat.com
A Theory of Feminism: The Yin-Yang of Female Sacrifice
Headspace, by Tara Carreon
Antonio Gaudi, by George R. Collins
Andrew Harvey’s Quest for Truth, by Tara Carreon
[Sacrificial Victim] Are we done yet?
[Andrew Harvey] You got to do what you got to do!
The Other Side of Eden: Life with John Steinbeck, by John Steinbeck IV & Nancy Steinbeck
Andy Kaufman Mud Wrestles Carl Jung
[Andy Kaufman] You’re Not a Girl, But I’ll Make an Exception for Jung.
[Carl Jung] I’ll have to smoke this out!
Seven Sermons to the Dead Written by Basilides in Alexandria, the City Where the East Toucheth the West, by C.G. Jung
Armageddon, by Tara Carreon
Nazi Culture: Intellectual, Cultural and Social Life in the Third Reich, by George L. Mosse
Ain’t Afraid of No (Tibetan) Ghost, by Tara Carreon
Ghostbusters, directed by Ivan Reitman
Bag ‘em, by Tara Carreon
Welcome to Terrorland: Mohamed Atta & the 9-11 Cover-up In Florida, by Daniel Hopsicker
Be All You Can Kill, by Tara Carreon
Children and Media Violence: Yearbook from the UNESCO International Clearinghouse on Children and Violence on the Screen, 1998, edited by Ulla Carlsson and Cecila von Feilitzen
Birthing Tormas, by Tara Carreon
The Shadow of the Dalai Lama: Sexuality, Magic and Politics in Tibetan Buddhism, by Victor and Victoria Trimondi
Bush-Pope 2004: The Vatican Rules, by Tara Carreon
Report of the Grand Jury Into Sexual Abuse of Minors by Clergy in the Philadelphia Archdiocese
But These Leaves Conning You Con At Peril, by Tara Carreon
Acid Dreams, the Complete Social History of LSD: The CIA, the Sixties, and Beyond, by Martin A. Lee & Bruce Shlain
Circle I Ching, by Tara and Charles Carreon
Civilization Identity, by Tara Carreon
The Clash of Civilizations, by Samuel P. Huntington
Clara, by Tara Carreon
[Clara] My father was CIA. I lived with the Yanomamo. I said I would never submit, then I submitted to heroin. Now I submit to Ayahuasca, because She is the Big Mother. Submission is the way, because the human mind is nothing but Ego.
Dante 01, directed by Marc Caro
Ding Dong Dzongsar: Dzongsar Khentse’s Toy Jalopy With Designer Dorje Seats One Only, by Tara Carreon
Ding Dong Dzongsar, the Bumbling Apologist
Making An Ass Out of Everyone, by Tara Carreon
[Robert Anton Wilson] What I’ve been trying to do is put the donkey on your back in such a way you’ll never forget the master, the great magician who makes the grass green, the one who creates the whole universe you live in.”
The Golden Ass, or Metamorphoses, by Apuleius
Edoku, by Tara Carreon
Child of Fortune, by Norman Spinrad
Edoku 2
by Tara Carreon
Edoku 3
by Tara Carreon
Edoku 4
by Tara Carreon
Edoku 5
by Tara Carreon
Feed My Sheep, by Tara Carreon
Polyester, directed by John Waters
Crucifixion, by Salvador Dali
Get Sirius, Eric Alterman!
[Eric Alterman] I think Nader is a Leninist. A very deluded man. Psychologically troubled. A megalomaniac. Dishonest. He intended to be a spoiler. If he believed what he said, he should have given all his money to Gore.
An Unreasonable Man, directed by Henriette Mantel
[Eric Altar Man] Nader [Nadir] Made Me Do This!, by Tara Carreon
An Unreasonable Man, directed by Henriette Mantel
Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here!: NADER PRESIDENCY, by Tara Carreon
[Eric Alterman] This is NOT intellectually Sirius.
[Todd Gitlin] This is NOT ethically Sirius.
[Gary Sellers] This is LIKE the dog ate my homework.
An Unreasonable Man, directed by Henriette Mantel, starring Ralph Nader
Good vs. Evil, by Tara Carreon
[Stanislaw Burzynski, M.D., Ph.D.] I do whatever is necessary to bring my medicines to approval in the United States, and everywhere in the world, and bring you to justice for causing the deaths of 200 patients. And they will come back to haunt you!
[Dewey E. Helmcamp, III, Assistant Attorney General of Texas] That remains to be seen …
Burzynski: The Movie, directed by Eric Merola
God is a Doppelganger, by Tara Carreon
The Prophets of Isrel and Their Place in History to the Close of the Eighth Century, B.C., by W. Robertson Smith, Ll.D.
Reconciliation of Opposites, by Tara Carreon
The Red Book: Liber Novus, by C.G. Jung
Identity Now No. 2, by Tara Carreon
Nihilism, by Alan Pratt, Ph.D.
Identity Now No. 3, by Tara Carreon
[Brig. Gen. Howard Yellen] Here is the [steak] dinner, but we’re giving it to you on a, you know, garbage can cover. You know, you got it, you work it.
The Tillman Story, directed by Amir Bar-Lev
I’m Pat Fucking Tillman!, by Tara Carreon
[Donald Rumsfeld] There’s No Hero Like a Dead Hero!
Boots on the Ground by Dusk: My Tribute to Pat Tillman, by Mary Tillman with Narda Zacchino
In Vino Veritas, by Tara Carreon
And the Ship Sails On, directed by Federico Fellini
I Want You For Roundtable, by Tara Carreon
The Council for National Policy, by Barbara Aho
Let the Devil Take Him!, by Tara Carreon
Hitler’s Family: In the Shadow of the Dictator, directed by Oliver Halmburger, Thomas Staehler, Guido Knopp
Lt. Col. Merriweather — Peace is Our Profession, by Tara Carreon
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, directed by Stanley Kubrick
Memo to Ann Coulter: You’ll Get Yours, Bitch!
The Origins of the Overclass, by Steve Kangas
Merry Christmas From Ambu, by Tara Carreon
[Adolph Hitler] The Joy of Killing Brings Men Together
Mein Kampf, by Adolf Hitler
Military Vehicle, by Tara Carreon
Murder Czar, by Charles Carreon
My Pet Goat: Reading Makes a Country Great, by Tara Carreon
9/11 Synthetic Terror Made in USA, by Webster Griffin Tarpley
Nazis for Peace, by Tara Carreon
Mrs. Kay Griggs on How the Government Works, directed by Eric Hufschmid
No Death Cults!, by Tara Carreon
America’s Secret Establishment: An Introduction to the Order of Skull and Bones, by Antony C. Sutton
Peace Now, Asshole, by Tara Carreon
Facts and Fascism, by George Seldes
Freedom Isn’t Free, by Tara Carreon
9/11: Blueprint for Truth: The Architecture of Destruction: The Forensic Science-Based Facts of 9/11, by Architects & Engineers for 9/11 Truth
OMG i tweet therefore I am d3sp3r@t3, by Tara Carreon
The Protest Movement in Egypt: “Dictators” Do Not Dictate, They Obey Orders, by Michel Chossudovsky
Paradox, by Tara Carreon
Trading with the Enemy: An Expose of the Nazi-American Money Plot 1933-1949, by Charles Higham
Peace Now, Asshole No. 2, by Tara Carreon
Targeting Youth: What Everyone Should Know About Military Recruiting in Public High Schools, by the Constitutional Litigation Clinic, Rutgers School of Law-Newark
Peace Now, Asshole! No. 3, by Tara Carreon
Taxi to the Dark Side, directed by Alex Gibney
Project Pterodactyl, by Tara and Charles Carreon
TOP SECRET; NOFORN; TO: Chief of Staff; FROM: MKULTRA/TIA; cc: R. Cheney, Adm. Poindexter, S. Gottlieb, M. Inman; Keywords: Cloning, Mind Control, Manchurian Candidate, Authorized, Funded
Evidence of DOS Attacks, by Charles Carreon
Project Pterodactyl No. 2, by Tara Carreon
Hate Emails, by Charles Carreon
Red Hot Poker Up Samuel P. Huntington’s Butt, by Tara Carreon
Preaching to the Perverted, directed by Stuart Urban
The Clash of Civilizations, by Samuel P. Huntington
Return to Sender, by Tara Carreon
Hitler’s Secret Backers, by Sidney Warburg
Seven Generations Eyes [Ralph Nader], by Tara Carreon
Only the Super-Rich Can Save Us!, by Ralph Nader
Shri Yantra Up Your Ass!, by Tara Carreon
House of Bush, House of Saud: The Secret Relationship Between the World’s Two Most Powerful Dynasties, by Craig Unger
Socialized Profits or Bust!, by Tara Carreon
Obama, the Postmodern Coup: Making of a Manchurian Candidate, by Webster Griffin Tarpley
MAMA’S HOME, by Charles Carreon
Kay Kay Kay tookmy bay-bee away — !
protestants stole my sweetie, catholix ripped
off my condoms, bankofamerica repo-ed my Brain.
Blue Blood investment bankers slime
took Mother Mary for a ride in a credit card scam
(mastah-charge and veeza downthedrain)
SHE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT NO MORE!
She rips off her bra in an agony of relief,
AND WITH A BEATIFIC SMILE ON HER FACE
takes out Wayne Newton, Frank Sinatra and Ronald Reagan
in that order, with three measured blasts.
Then it’s on to others, annihilating them before
they can see her, making kitty litter out of headlines
that advertise a “second coming”: she only comes ONCE.
Rupert Murdoch and Patty Hearst will have to find
some other flabby universe to screw up
now that she’s back, asserting her BIG MOUTH —
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Solar Powered Being With Pinwheel on Top, by Tara Carreon
Silent Spring, by Rachel Carson
Southern Man, by Tara Carreon
Race Hygiene: Three Bush Family Alliances, by Webster Griffin Tarpley
Speech on Fire at the Ashland Daily Tidings, by Tara Carreon
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McLibel, directed by Franny Armstrong
St. George and the Humans, by Tara Carreon
Nicholas Roerich Paintings
The Cult of St. George
Suicide Santa, by Tara and Charles Carreon
Suicide Santa, by Charles Carreon
Confronting the Evidence: A Call to Reopen the 9-11 Investigation, directed by reopen911.org
Superman [Matt Inman], by Tara Carreon
Matthew Inman, Sadistic Web Cartoonist & Sociopath
T.S. Eliot, by Tara Carreon
[T.S. Eliot] Totalitarianism + Fascism + Communism = A Christian Society
The Idea of a Christian Society, by T.S. Eliot
Tax Writeoff, by Tara Carreon
[Matt Inman Christ] I fuckin’ earned it!
Matthew Inman, Sadistic Internet Cartoonist & Sociopath — Psycho Santa
Terrorist List, by Tara and Charles Carreon
Brandon Mayfield (Oregon Attorney]; Pete Seda (Oregon Peace Activist); YOUR NAME HERE
RICH BRAND CONDENSED: Bush Brains. Vacuum Packed! “…they taste good!” (Enlightened Cannibal Series)
A Situationist Perspective on the Psychology of Evil: Understanding How Good People are Transformed Into Perpetrators, by Philip G. Zimbardo
RICH BRAND CONDENSED: Tits and Rice. Homestyle Recipe (Enlightened Cannibal Series)
Obedience to Authority, by Stanley Milgram
RICH BRAND CONDENSED: Heart of Cheney. MARINATED IN OIL. (Enlightened Cannibal Series)
Moral Disengagement in the Perpetration of Inhumanities, by Albert Bandura
RICH BRAND CONDENSED: Colin Powell’s Dick: Aged Five Years (Enlightened Cannibal Series)
Standard Operating Procedure: The Scandal was a Coverup, directed by Errol Morris
RICH BRAND CONDENSED: Wolfowitz Balls: Strong, Gamy Flavor (Enlightened Cannibal Series)
Sir! No Sir!, directed by David Zeiger
RICH BRAND CONDENSED: Gonzales Texas Chili: Hotter Than the Devil! (Enlightened Cannibal Series)
The Absolute Prohibition of Torture and Necessary and Appropriate Sanctions, by Jordan J. Paust
RICH BRAND CONDENSED: Stick It Where the Sun Don’t Shine (All Knuckles and Nails) (Enlightened Cannibal Series)
Fahrenheit 9/11, directed by Michael Moore
The Godfather (The CIA, Born Full-Blown From Truman’s Brow), by Tara Carreon
The Invisible Government, by David Wise and Thomas B. Ross
The Holy Moment (Pun, There!), by Tara Carreon
Waking Life, directed by Richard Linklater
The Invisible Government, by Tara Carreon
Ghostbusters, directed by Ivan Reitman
The Invisible Government, by David Wise and Thomas B. Ross
The Isle of Man-drake, by Tara Carreon
Located in the centre of the British Isles, the Isle of Man[drake] is about 33 miles long by 13 miles wide with a total land area of about 220 square miles.
Bush-Bin Laden-Al Qaeda Money Laundry Conspiracy, by Wayne Madsen
The One Teaching of Maitreya Buddha: Do Not Kill, by Tara Carreon
Don’t Kill Nobody, by Charles Carreon
Square Root n/n
by Tara Carreon
The Red Eye of Horus, by Tara Carreon
Triumph of the Will, directed by Leni Riefenstahl
The Secret of Life: It is fractal; it is tautological — 1 + 1 = 2, by Tara Carreon
The Three-Inch Dick of Matt Inman, by Tara Carreon
Marquis De Sade: His Life and Work, by Dr. Iwan Bloch
“Kathleen Parker’s Big Choice: Unchecked Militarism? Criminal Government? Why Choose? Watch Kathleen Parker get the best of both worlds!”
Bite the Bullet, Kathleen!
by Tara Carreon
The Pot Calling the Kettle BLACK: “[Cynthia McKinney is] possibly a delusional paranoiac. She’s black, which means people give her a pass lest they be perceived as racist.” — Kathleen Parker, Orlando Sentinel
by Tara Carreon
The Invincible Paul Levy of Public Citizen, and his Doppelganger, Crown Ken Popehat White Infallible
by Tara Carreon
Nasty-Mouthed Flasher Robert Stacy McCain: When Free Speech is Indecent Exposure
“Get your dick out of all of our faces, Robert. Could someone please call the police on him?”
by Tara Carreon
Hard Times on Ellis Island: Paul Alan Levy of Public Citizen getting carried away with his free speech toy.
by Tara Carreon
The Grand Passion of Christopher Recouvreur for the Love of Matt Inman
“Matt Likes it when I wear this.” — Christopher Recouvreur
by Tara Carreon
Eat at Matt’s Shit Fo’ Brains, by Tara Carreon
Menu:
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Matt Inman’s Personal Death Row: Matt Inman is JUSTIFIED: Their Sins Were Unforgivable; His Sentence is Immutable
SIN: Old Age; SIN: Smiling; SIN: Bickering; SIN: Disagreeing; SIN: Eating ice cream; SIN: First in line
by Tara Carreon
Matt’s Lesson About Polar Bears: Awesome Birthday, Huh Gabe?
by Tara Carreon
Foreseeable Child-Rearing Obstacles in the Recouvreur Household: Time to Pay the Piper
by Tara Carreon
Golden Silence in Recourer-Land and the Riddle of the Sphinx: What’s the matter, Chris Recouvreur — Cat got your tongue? meow!
by Tara Carreon
I’d dragon smash a baby for you: (A darling little boy (Gabe Recourveur, son of Christopher Recouvrer) unfortunately being subjected to Inman-esque treatment)
by Tara Carreon
The Catfight Begins: Get your rabid dog man in line, honey.
“I hope a glorious rainbow makes its way across the universe and hits you right in the cunt.” — Matt Inman, of the Oatmeal
Diana Recouvreur: I totally approve of my psycho husband going around the Internet terrorizing people for Matt Inman, even though Matt Inman is a sadistic misogynist pig, which is why they now call me “Psycho Bitch, Ph.D.”
by Tara Carreon
Smart Girls Say No to Violent Men
by Tara Carreon
Pigs, They Aspire One Day to be Pigs: Kenneth Popehat White preaching the gospel of Piggery to his little piggies
by Tara Carreon
How Paul Levy of Public Citizen Helped Christopher Recouvreur Raise Himself: Paul Levy of Public Citizen using one more bonehead psycho blogger to ramrod his inane concepts of First Amendment freedom through the courts
Give Him Enough Rope
“Useful Idiot” — Paul Levy|
“More Speech!” — Christopher Recouvreur
by Tara Carreon
The Resurrection of David Geithner
by Tara Carreon
Poop Eaters: The TechDirt Last Supper
The Tech Dirt Last Supper (Poop Eaters), dedicated to Mr. Anonymous Coward at Tech Dirt
If you got a load to drop,
Well you know you oughta to drop it at
TechDirt
‘Cause they appreciate that excretate
That comes with a gush of unbridled hate at
TechDirt
Yeah when you got to poop,
It’s hard to find a snoot
That’s gonna part your cheeks
And dig in deep like they do at
TechDirt
They get the tongue in good,
They clean you out just right,
They leave you satisfied at
TechDirt
It would have been a waste
To leave it in the bowl
When they were just waiting to eat it whole at
TechDirt
by Tara Carreon
Say What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole of the Law
666
by Tara Carreon
Sparking Up a Cyber-Frankenstein: Pushing Yellow Journalism to the Megacrowd: Popehat does the thing he should not do, and creates the being that should not exist
Thought Crime in Progress Provokes Reflection
“MY OX HAS BEEN GORED! Many new conclusions flow from this.” — Kenneth Popehat White
by Tara Carreon
“Black Robe Fever” — Popehat Reveals His Malady
by Tara Carreon
The Yellow Pig: William Popehat Hearst
by Tara Carreon
Small Problems For Small Minds
“Elimination of this pest could rid humanity of so much suffering!” — Kenneth Popehat White
by Tara Carreon
Will Blawg for Oatmeal
by Tara Carreon and Anonymous
Ann Bransom, As Smart As Many
“Crowd to feed? Say ‘Cheese!'” — Ann Bransom
by Tara Carreon
Some People Want to Make Themselves Taller By Chopping Off Other People’s Heads: Add eight inches to your height, at a stroke!
by Tara Carreon
The Invincible Paul Levy of Public Citizen, and his Doppelganger, Crown Ken Popehat White Infallible
by Tara Carreon
Pleasuring the President
“I love the boy because he’s clever, not because he’s pretty!” — George Bush
by Tara Carreon
Renounce Violence
by Tara Carreon
The Sad Part is They Both Love It
by Tara Carreon
Sam Yorty for President
Coyote Salon
by Tara Carreon
Super-Radical Non-God-Fearing Women Who Are Activists For Change May Enter!
by Tara Carreon
Oestia
by Tara Carreon
Maitreya School: The One Teaching of Maitreya Buddha: Do Not Kill
Triple Diamond Jet Center
Boys on the Run
by Tara Carreon
Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish
Tara Carreon
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by Tara Carreon and anonymous
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Tsu-Do Zen, by Charles Carreon
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Ubik: Phil Dick’s Answer to Death After Life, by Charles Carreon
The Universal & Homogenous State of Leo Strauss, by Tara Carreon
On Tyranny, by Leo Strauss
WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST DONORS: MATT INMAN. $500,000 REWARD
We Wear Lawsuits When We Get High High High, by Tara Carreon
Ka-Boom Ka-Boom, by Marilyn Manson
What is the Opposite of a Tree?, by Tara Carreon
Reconciliation, Orientation and Unity, by Jack Courtis
When someone asks me where I live I say, “I live in an arroyo, I live in a flower,” by Tara Carreon
The White Heart of Mojave: An Adventure with the Outdoors of the Desert, by Edna Brush Perkins
WHERE IS MY ILLUMINATION, DUDE?
Give me my illumination! I want my illumination! Give me my illumination, Now!
Friends of the Death Baron
Great Unheard-of Columns
They Feed Him Upside-Down
Painful Deceptions: An Analysis of the September 11th Attack, by Eric Hufschmid
Not So Super, Man!, by Tara Carreon
Omni Bird, by Tara and Joshua Carreon
Joshua Carreon Art, by Joshua Carreon
Where is Your Head? (Antibiotics), by Tara Carreon
The Rudy Gernreich Book, by Peggy Moffitt
A Nihilistic Proposal: Identity Divided by Infinity Equals Zero, by Douglas Adams
YES, I AM Matthew Inman, the Motherfucking Killer Klown Here to Ptero-You a New Asshole, by Tara Carreon
Killer Klowns From Outer Space, directed by Stephen Chiodo
Ken “Popehat” White Will See you Now
[Kenneth Paul White] You’re not guilty until you’re convicted, and if your collar is white, you probably won’t be.
Matthew Inman, Sadistic Internet Cartoonist & Sociopath: Popehat.com
Don Quixote Eichmann and Sancho Panza Murmelstein
by Tara Carreon
You Enjoyed Making Me Ugly, Luis!, by Tara Carreon
A Proposito De Bunuel (Regarding Luis Bunuel)
Victoria Feminis, by Tara Carreon
Transcendent Tara suppressing the fiery solar heat, purifying Friedrich Nietzsche’s mind by exposing him to the naked view of her perfect lotus, and praying: “By the power of my righteous foot I suppress thee, evil imp. With my left foot upraised I forbid thee attempt to rise. Vexatious Sun with his burning rays and oppressive glare do I suppress, and all beings in all worlds of matter I transport to the land of deathless lotus light in the twinkling of an eye.'”
You Can’t Defeat An Avocado, by Tara Carreon
You Can’t Defeat an Avocado
by Charles Carreon
(It’s like a wind that blows a thousand miles an hour.
You will be like — “All my shit has been blown away…”)
Yeah many mans tried
And many mans died
Because you can’t defeat
An avocado
An avocado may look small
But inside, it’s ten feet tall,
That’s why you can’t defeat an avocado
You may learn some lessons in your life
From your husband or your wife
But until you see the light
You don’t know wrong from right
But you need never fear
The avocado’s here
And you can’t defeat an avocado
We’re takin’ bets here every night
The smart money’s always right
And you bet
That it’s on
The avocado
Because you can’t
No you can’t
You just can’t
No you can’t
You just can’t
Defeat
An avocado
Like Napoleon at Waterloo
My friend that will be you
If you attempt to overthrow
An avocado
Yeah, like Hitler at Stalingrad
It will be that bad
If you try to defeat
An avocado
Now wine comes from grapes
And people came from apes
But an avocado has a pit
And that’s just the heart of it!
So you can’t
No you can’t
No you can’t
No you can’t
You just can’t defeat an avocado
Last Call, by Tara Carreon and D. Sans
[Ralph Nader] I’ll have a ‘Bug’ Lite.
Penguin Group USA Inc. v. American Buddha: Opinion and Order
Happy Herbivores in Urban Exile (You Can’t Defeat an Avocado 2), by Tara Carreon
Nellie McKay Song Lyrics and MP3s
Population Control, by Tara Carreon
— In Lies We Trust: The CIA, Hollywood, & Bioterrorism, a documentary by Dr. Leonard George Horowitz
Code Medea, by Tara Carreon
— Independent Politics: The Green Party Strategy Debate, edited by Howie Hawkins
“The Root of All Microcephaly Begins With a Seed From Monsanto”
NOT MONSANTO — MOSQUITO!
by Tara Carreon, working from background (“label gmo”) by shellywood@gmail.com
– Alarm Spreads in Brazil Over a Virus and a Surge in Malformed Infants, by Simon Romero
EAT PEOPLE: and Other Unapologetic Rules for Game Changing Conservationists
Who is the Cannibal?
— Panda Leaks: The Dark Side of the WWF, by Wilfried Huismann
BERN ‘EM OUT!, by Tara Carreon
“No Regrets,” by Tara Carreon
[Media Minstrel Show] Super Predator
[Hillary Clinton] I didn’t mean to say …
[Bill Clinton] I’m just saying …
[Black Lives Matter Protesters] Is My Son Next?
Justice for Eric Garner — Black Lives Matter
I Can’t Breathe
Black Lives Matter
[Nietzsche] Been there, done that. Next step: Will to Power
Scream