Matt Inman is a very didactic cartoonist, and his lessons are very simple. Check this cartoon below, that teaches that polar bears are better than people. Much better. So much better that Eskimos can be sacrificed to their pleasure! Because polar bears are even more awesome than usual when they are partying, tossing around a […]
Read the rest of this entry »Foreseeable Child-Rearing Obstacles in the Recouvreur Household
Having Matt Inman as a role model might be problematic for Christopher and Diana Recouvreur in their efforts to properly raise little Gabe. Just like you wouldn’t want your kid to get infected by exposure to porn, you need to be careful that he doesn’t absorb this Oatmeal stuff. He could easily, like his dad, grow […]
Read the rest of this entry »Pigs, They Aspire One Day to Be Pigs
Everybody has to have a goal, and Kenneth Paul White is a man with some broad ideas about where he would like to take himself and the law. He is always expanding his gorge, and disgorging volumes of invective in one direction or another. A censorious pseudo-prelate, he clearly aspires to dictatorial power of the […]
Read the rest of this entry »The Grand Passion of Christopher Recouvreur for the Love of Matt Inman
It’s a beautiful thing when a bromance blossoms, and is fertilized with an offering of love. Christopher went through all the trouble of creating Charles-Carreon.com, of suing Charles Carreon, of flying to Washington, D.C. to be deposed by Charles Carreon, and even losing his job at Walgreens over his right to pretend to be Charles Carreon, for one […]
Read the rest of this entry »Golden Silence in Recouvreur-Land and the Riddle of the Sphinx
Wow, that hot wind blowing out of the Bay Area from the huge void known as Chris Recouvreur’s head has suddenly stopped blowing! It’s almost like that hole that goes straight down to hell got plugged or something. No tweets. Old, inculpating tweets, deleted. The Jahar people should send me a check, so I’ll keep […]
Read the rest of this entry »GET THE TRUTH OUT ABOUT CHRISTOPHER RECOUVREUR BEING A HUGE JERK CAMPAIGN
Watch out for Christopher Recouvreur (Chris). He’s a sadistic sympathizer and liberal-hater, who admits to having anger issues due to not having a father. He is a “2nd Amendment Supporter,” i.e., a Libertarian Patriot Gun-Nut, who spends all his time on the Internet harassing people for any reason or no reason. According to his own account, he […]
Read the rest of this entry »The Catfight Begins
Get your rabid dog man in line, honey. Rapeutation.com _______________ Notes: i. This is Why An Octopus Is More Awesome Than Your Mom, by Matt Inman of The Oatmeal I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that you think your mother, or perhaps mothers in general, are pretty goddamn awesome. They scrub things, […]
Read the rest of this entry »Where Are You Going With Your Life?
Certainly it must occur to you, Christopher Recouvreur, that there’s got to be more to life than this thing you’ve got going on with your twitter accounts and your pretending to earn a living “selling things on eBay.” No doubt, your manic energy wears off at times and you engage in brief instants of self-reflection. […]
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