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Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish

  The Song of Deep-Field Tara © by Kunzang Sherab 2014 I am Tara, Crusher of all obstacles, Liberator of all beings, Yet, verily, when all are liberated, None have been liberated; Wherefore? Because as the Tathagata has said, No being, however born — in whatever form — With whatever nature of perception or mode of […]

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Hard Times on Ellis Island

There’s not much going on at Ellis Island these days, with immigration policy in reverse. Eventually they’ll turn it into an East Coast Guantanamo, and sell Lady Liberty for scrap to some Chinese junk dealers. But until that time, she’s out there all exposed, with no one to protect her, and thus, scenes such as […]

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Nasty-Mouthed Flasher Robert Stacy McCain

When Free Speech is Indecent Exposure Get your dick out of all of our faces, Robert.    Could someone please call the police on him? [i] [ii] [iii] [iv] [v] [vi] “Is Charles Carreon a pervert? Does he hang around middle-school playgrounds selling heroin to children? No one has ever made any such accusation against him. Nor, […]

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A Little Frog in the Neighborhood Overseeing the Calamatization of Italy

Plain Lil doesn’t shut up Consumers asked thousands of questions Colored hallucination Colored lagoon Naked assertions Naked in front of his bitch They are here now They fight the dragon Cling to life in the very department of the New Age Until the contract was variably presented as Black Op Not only did they not […]

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Eat at Matt’s Shit Fo’ Brains

Excreta — I had never spent much time thinking about it until I started digging into Matt Inman’s website, and realized that he, a very smart guy indeed (in a bad way), is really into it! It’s everywhere, and in great variety. This explains the uniformity of the mental content of people who are big […]

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Matt Inman’s Personal Death Row

Social comparison theory suggests that humans evaluate themselves by comparing themselves to others. The aggressive child is generally (with some exceptions) not accepted because others do not like to be around aggressive peers (Anderson & Huesmann, in press). Huesmann (1988, 1995, 1998) has suggested that, to counter this threat to self-worth, aggressive children seek out […]

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Matt’s Lesson About Polar Bears

Matt Inman is a very didactic cartoonist, and his lessons are very simple. Check this cartoon below, that teaches that polar bears are better than people. Much better. So much better that Eskimos can be sacrificed to their pleasure! Because polar bears are even more awesome than usual when they are partying, tossing around a […]

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Foreseeable Child-Rearing Obstacles in the Recouvreur Household

Having Matt Inman as a role model might be problematic for Christopher and Diana Recouvreur in their efforts to properly raise little Gabe. Just like you wouldn’t want your kid to get infected by exposure to porn, you need to be careful that he doesn’t absorb this Oatmeal stuff. He could easily, like his dad, grow […]

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Pigs, They Aspire One Day to Be Pigs

Everybody has to have a goal, and Kenneth Paul White is a man with some broad ideas about where he would like to take himself and the law. He is always expanding his gorge, and disgorging volumes of invective in one direction or another. A censorious pseudo-prelate, he clearly aspires to dictatorial power of the […]

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The Grand Passion of Christopher Recouvreur for the Love of Matt Inman

It’s a beautiful thing when a bromance blossoms, and is fertilized with an offering of love. Christopher went through all the trouble of creating Charles-Carreon.com, of suing Charles Carreon, of flying to Washington, D.C. to be deposed by Charles Carreon, and even losing his job at Walgreens over his right  to pretend to be Charles Carreon, for one […]

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Golden Silence in Recouvreur-Land and the Riddle of the Sphinx

Wow, that hot wind blowing out of the Bay Area from the huge void known as Chris Recouvreur’s head has suddenly stopped blowing! It’s almost like that hole that goes straight down to hell got plugged or something. No tweets. Old, inculpating tweets, deleted. The Jahar people should send me a check, so I’ll keep […]

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How Paul Levy of Public Citizen Helped Christopher Recouvreur Raise Himself

It is said that some people want to make themselves taller by cutting off other people’s heads. Christopher Recouvreur has used this method, but with the help of Paul Levy of Public Citizen, he was able to elevate himself well above the rest of us, taking the power of “free speech” farther than most people […]

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GET THE TRUTH OUT ABOUT CHRISTOPHER RECOUVREUR BEING A HUGE JERK CAMPAIGN

Watch out for Christopher Recouvreur (Chris). He’s a sadistic sympathizer and liberal-hater, who admits to having anger issues due to not having a father. He is a “2nd Amendment Supporter,” i.e., a Libertarian Patriot Gun-Nut,  who spends all his time on the Internet harassing people for any reason or no reason. According to his own account, he […]

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The Catfight Begins

Get your rabid dog man in line, honey. Rapeutation.com _______________ Notes: i.  This is Why An Octopus Is More Awesome Than Your Mom, by Matt Inman of The Oatmeal I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that you think your mother, or perhaps mothers in general, are pretty goddamn awesome. They scrub things, […]

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Where Are You Going With Your Life?

Certainly it must occur to you, Christopher Recouvreur, that there’s got to be more to life than this thing you’ve got going on with your twitter accounts and your pretending to earn a living “selling things on eBay.” No doubt, your manic energy wears off at times and you engage in brief instants of self-reflection. […]

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Bad Guys in Blue

Portland lawyers wear blue. You would see Portland lawyers in Medford, Oregon, standing on street corners, looking like total stiffs, dressed from lapels to cuffs in boring blue cheap suits. They were like an affront to style itself. That affront to style is a clue that they don’t care about trampling on little human concerns […]

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