Eat at Matt’s Shit Fo’ Brains

Excreta — I had never spent much time thinking about it until I started digging into Matt Inman’s website, and realized that he, a very smart guy indeed (in a bad way), is really into it! It’s everywhere, and in great variety. This explains the uniformity of the mental content of people who are big […]

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The Grand Passion of Christopher Recouvreur for the Love of Matt Inman

It’s a beautiful thing when a bromance blossoms, and is fertilized with an offering of love. Christopher went through all the trouble of creating Charles-Carreon.com, of suing Charles Carreon, of flying to Washington, D.C. to be deposed by Charles Carreon, and even losing his job at Walgreens over his right  to pretend to be Charles Carreon, for one […]

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How Paul Levy of Public Citizen Helped Christopher Recouvreur Raise Himself

It is said that some people want to make themselves taller by cutting off other people’s heads. Christopher Recouvreur has used this method, but with the help of Paul Levy of Public Citizen, he was able to elevate himself well above the rest of us, taking the power of “free speech” farther than most people […]

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Where Are You Going With Your Life?

Certainly it must occur to you, Christopher Recouvreur, that there’s got to be more to life than this thing you’ve got going on with your twitter accounts and your pretending to earn a living “selling things on eBay.” No doubt, your manic energy wears off at times and you engage in brief instants of self-reflection. […]

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Bad Guys in Blue

Portland lawyers wear blue. You would see Portland lawyers in Medford, Oregon, standing on street corners, looking like total stiffs, dressed from lapels to cuffs in boring blue cheap suits. They were like an affront to style itself. That affront to style is a clue that they don’t care about trampling on little human concerns […]

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